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David Foster Wallace couldn't hold your guitar Dude.

Now, as for the trivia question, it's 8 ways arguably

Hit

Walk

Hit by pitch

Error

Fielders' choice (which is kinda bullshit)

Defensive interference

The dropped third strike like you described above

+ (Arguably)

Pitch Clock Violation resulting in a 4th Ball being called. Yes, it's still a walk but it's weird as hell.

Apropos of not much, the funniest memory I have of an Orioles game is still 3 very little kids cheering on the birds chanting "Go Oleo! (clapclapclapclap) Go Oleo (clapclapclapclap"

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I lumped all interference into one of those buckets, including catcher, fielder, umpire and spectator. Some versions of this question get very granular, like your pitch clock violation walk scenario. If a person wanted to be extremely pedantic — and I'm not saying that either of us does — there are actually dozens of ways for a batter to reach first base. But when, if ever, has someone got on base because four illegal pitches were thrown?

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